Booboes

boobies found on a hobo

yo did you see the booboes on that lil street walker?

by lankanbrother December 24, 2008

Bono

The 2nd largest peice of crap in the world. weighs over 80 kurics. As seen in South Park

Bono didnt take the worlds largest crap his is the world largests crap

by Tyler Parizek October 30, 2007

pro-bono

any volunteer action, for the betterment of makind. Named after the lead singer of U2, Bono

You are required 20 hrs of pro-bono work at this law firm

by jowa August 15, 2006

bono

Bonehead more like. A talentless dwarf irish schlock rock singer who's been releasing the same overblown pompous wank rock song over and over again since 1980. A man who's level of understanding of geopolitics is around GCSE level but who insists on lecturing us all on how to save the world. A prick who goes on about 3rd world poverty all the time yet is strangely silent when it comes to really contentious issues like Iraq. In fact, worse than that, the little twat sucks around Tony Blair (the man responsible for hundreds of thousand of deaths in the middle east), has photo opportunities hugging the cunt and tells us all to vote for him! He even donates his crappy 'beautiful day' song for cunt Blair to use as his election theme. Oh yes Bonehead, I bet its a beautiful day in Iraq you fake little fuckwitted douchebag. In fact it gets worse, the horrible ugly sunglasses wearing asswipe organises 'Live 8' with his arselicker-in-chief Bob Geldof to 'make poverty history' (I can really see that working - watching a bunch of over the hill has-beens flogging their latest album is really gonna make a difference to starving children in Africa) but really to drag up a bunch of his corpse mates from the 80's and flog a few albums. Then all the performers and their entourages who are all supposed to be doing this for charity (about 300 people altogether) get a £5000 goodie bag (containing Ipods, chanel perfume etc) to take home with them as a thank you! Laughable. You couldn't make this stuff up. He then makes it a condition of the gig that (because war criminal Blair is his mate) no performers are allowed to mention Iraq, Afghanistan or Bush and Blair. What a horrible, hypocritical little wanker. 'In the name of love' my fucking arse. In the name of money more like. Fuck off and die with extreme prejudice you smug twat!

Bono? Isn't he that shortarsed little twat who's always lecturing us on how to save the world? The talentless, phoney, fuckwitted cunt.

by ripitup September 8, 2008

Bonobo

A Bonobo is a small, french looking animal usually found in the heart of Tropical terrain.

The Bonobo has a strange tenancy to prey on the young and weak(drunk)

The Bonobo has a small compartment in between it's legs to lure in innocent bystanders.

When threatened, the Bonobo will make a loud shrieking noise and then proceed to rid of all it's clothing.

Guy 1 "dude, don't get too fucked up, there are bonobo's around"

Guy 2(next morning) : "dude, i was attacked by a bonobo last night, it was fucking scary"

by Joumasepoes123 January 18, 2011

bono

the greatest man alive.

bono has accomplish so much in the environmentalist community.

by timebombkatie March 11, 2008

bono

an under developed male, usually found in the presence of politicians,starving children and supermodels.
has a compulsion to save the world,
also a verb; to do a "bono"

David Furnish;hey look at all those starving earwigs, we should do a bono
Elton; nah, fuck em

by kirsty November 26, 2006