two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

Hard-Boiled Surprise

To be in a state of sleep or slumber, and then awakened by being struck with hard boiled eggs in a pelting manner.

Yo last night we hit up Jim with a hard-boiled surprise.

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Booed Up

To engage in activities usually reserved for intimate relationships (e.g. Making out, holding hands, sexual intercourse, etc) in a non-intimate fashion

Sarah's only going to be in town for a week, so I'm trying to get booed up.

by GarfieldIsntThatFat January 1, 2017

Boiled Owls

A night-owl radio operator who has been operating all night until morning or routinely does so. Often aged, but not always, and unlike the unrelated description of a female human, this definition has little to do with appearance other than that it may be disheveled and more to do with a ragged state of body and mind. "Boiled" ostensibly due to heat and radiation from the transmitter(s) as well as suffering the effects of excessive coffee and cigarettes. An official image of a Boiled Owl exists on the cover of December 1923 "QST" magazine.

The "Order of Boiled Owls": The official order of same. A limited and specific club of amateur radio operators in New York. Specialty is contests and "DXCC". Call sign KW2O, meets monthly in members homes, membership limited to about 15 persons as that is what can fit in a typical home. No doubt of the kind who stay up all night feverishly operating high powered radio equipment in order to make as many "contacts" as possible.

Harry felt like a Boiled Owl after operating all night to Australia.

The radiomen were a bunch of Boiled Owls after operating that global disaster for 27 hours straight.

by The Secondary Weasel April 23, 2011

boofed out

To be high on cocaine (soft,white girl,POW POW,etc.)

Bro I’m boofed out.

by Pacman206 July 13, 2018

Well Bowled

The act of performing an open palmed slap to the genital region of a female during foreplay in hope of stimulating arousal reminiscent of porn, from the cricketing term of slappng someone on the bum for good work and exclaiming well bowled

Murray gave Gaf a well bowled cause she'd been good

by Ah Van and McKinnion December 15, 2008

Boofed

1.being totally spun out of your mind 2.so high from meth that you see shadow people everywhere.

-Oh Fuck did you see How Boofed Petaaa was last night, Dude cleaned his whole house and cut the grass at 3 in the morning.

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by Charlie&Petaa November 9, 2009