Nipple bonking is what happens during sex if people's nipples touch, rub, or generally bonk into each other.
by Finslayyy February 14, 2024

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that punches zombies at close-range combat, but deals a lot of damage but has some weaknesses.
"Bonk Choy + a defensive plant like Wall-nut can pretty much handle a Buckethead Zombie before the Wall-nut gets destroyed."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head
Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is
British: The act of having sex with someone
Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is
British: The act of having sex with someone
"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"
OR
"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"
OR
"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"
by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022

by ibuphrofen December 10, 2018

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.
"Yo, bonk that man"
- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.
"Yo, bonk that man"
- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.
by Merkust April 21, 2021
