Boner

A mistake

Hubie: I made a lot of boners in high school

and some of those boners cost me popularity

by DylanHaterHater69 October 13, 2020

Boner

It’s when your penis gets hard due to sexual stimulating or literally nothing at all.

Me: Bro, Ms.Stacey is so hot that I got a boner in class!
Friend: IKR

by Niggerboybbc July 14, 2020

Boner

When u eat some ribs and you accidentally eat the bone part 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Ognena: omg dude 😫I just ate a huge boner😭🙌😳
Eleanor: haha😂dude😭you totally just got bonered!!!!!😂😂😖🍑💨

by Cauliflowell May 29, 2019

Boner

Possibly the worst term in respect towards a man, calling a man a “boner” is the equivalent to calling a woman a cunt, the term itself refers to a man as just a sex tool and nothing more, although some women will probably lobby that’s just what we are… well there probably right.

"That dude over there is such a boner" *gasps from freinds*

by candy October 16, 2006

Boner

Adj: An Inconvenience

"Man my little brother is such a boner"

by Mike and Rob November 7, 2006

Boner

What you call your best friend, if you truly love them.

Last night my boner was attracted to every girl at the party, even my girlfriend. So were kind of in a quarrel.

by Cooliestrap November 3, 2011

bonerized

getting owned; possibly in a sexual matter

the act of getting completely destroyed by something

Man I was playin Halo yesterday and I bonerized this guy with a brute shot.

by Devitt McMark March 23, 2010