Boff Knot

A Guy with massive hair and is also a complete turd

Or No that guy is just a Boff Knot yeah!

by ben dearden December 26, 2008

bmff

Something you send to someone you want to have sexual relations with.

BMFF = Be My Fuck Friend

by dramadiva April 10, 2011

BOFF

Big Ol' fat fucker, one who is stupid and fat. Also "BOF"

"Man that kid Javi is a BOFF dude"
"Fer sure bro"

by ManBoney June 26, 2007

Boffle

Everything and Anything, and nothing at times.

You just got boffled.
What the boffle is going on here.
You smell like a boffle today.
Those bushes are boffle.

by Reno December 12, 2003

boffo splibo

A very large marijuana cigarette.

Roll me a boffo splibo. I enjoy a boffo splibo after a big meal.

by clydedog August 22, 2009

brofficiency

The act of consuming one's own semen in order to maximize brotein intake.

Brotein Protein Douche Swoll

Yeah bro I've really been loading up this week. I started my brofficiency cycle, I'm slamming brotein shakes!

by Crackmage44 June 20, 2016

Bloffin

The act of receiving pleasurable genital stimulation via oral sex, while enjoying a fresh, warm, buttered muffin.

Example 1. Dude: “Yo, last night Jessica made banana-nut muffins, and while I was eating one with melted butter, she sucked my cock.”
Other Dude: “Whoa, she gave you a bloffin?”

Example 2. Taylor: “Happy birthday, baby.”
Taylor: *spreads girlfriends legs, and hands her a muffin*
Stacy: *gasp* “I get a bloffin? Yay!”

by EastCoastGayDude February 19, 2019