A girl is giving a guy head. Right before he is ready to cum, he pulls out, knees her under the chin, then busts all over her face.
Last night when Sandi returned home to a horny and pissed off Mike after a night out with the girls, he thought she ought to experience a Blind Jawbreaker.
by MFinShorty February 26, 2005
Get the Blind Jawbreaker mug.I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!
by <rant> October 3, 2010
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I went to the sex shop and bought a new blind woman's stick with the money I got from Grandma for Christmas.
by Lynn Newport December 16, 2010
Get the Blind Woman's Stick mug.Phenomenon of the Internet and Social Networking. A request to be "friends" from people you don't know sent without an introductory message. Request is based on your profile picture alone or a combination of your profile picture and because you've left a witty comment on someone's status. Male photographers who have a female models image as their profile photo typically receive a lot of blind requests from sex-starved losers, thinking they are female.
The blind request is often sent by rude morons who suffer from poor grammar and spelling. The blind request is the equivalent of walking up to someone in a bar and asking for sex without buying a drink first. The blind request should be a warning that the person usually exhibits stalker-like qualities.
The blind request is often sent by rude morons who suffer from poor grammar and spelling. The blind request is the equivalent of walking up to someone in a bar and asking for sex without buying a drink first. The blind request should be a warning that the person usually exhibits stalker-like qualities.
Female #1: Ugh, ever since I put up that new profile picture, I've been inundated with Blind Requests. I've just been ignoring them.
Female #2: Yeah, watch out for John Doe, he's a total stalker and will send you one for sure.
Female #2: Yeah, watch out for John Doe, he's a total stalker and will send you one for sure.
by SHawkins December 29, 2011
Get the blind request mug.When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.
Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
by that engel guy March 21, 2012
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Drug dealer: "I don't have a scale."
Drug Buyer:"Do me some blind justice."
Drug dealer: "I don't have a scale."
Drug Buyer:"Do me some blind justice."
by HuHadyu September 16, 2015
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