beerducation

The process involving the opening of one's eyes to the wonderful world of beer that goes beyond yellow, fizzy, flavourless mass produced garbage masquerading as beer.

Your beerducation is complete, my son!

by Brewmaster TRG March 28, 2013

bleeding head

When a man gets his penis bitten off during oral sex

Dude 1: "bro what happened to your penis?"

Dude 2: "it was stacey! She gave me some bleeding head"

by Emo faggot January 6, 2018

Bleeding Heart Disease

Originally a song title by the punk band NoFX, Bleeding Heart Disease pokes fun at people who are "Bleeding Hearts" and "Heart Disease" (a real disease). Someone who has Bleeding Heart Disease often suffers from chronic and naive sympathy for anyone and everything, especially around politically sensitive issues. The sympathetic emotions are often unjustified and directed to people or causes that do not in fact deserve sympathy.

It's important to note that to be diagnosed with Bleeding Heart Disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. It's also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.

Bleeding Heart Disease is becoming especially common in the Western World.

Statement: "That's so sad that guy died when he got his Darwin award."
Reply: "I think you have Bleeding Heart Disease."

by Brad Bender January 8, 2009

nerd bleed

a nose bleed that occurs without reason

melvin got a nerd bleed during the math test

by imer February 11, 2005

Anal Bleeder

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Bleeding Kansas

Anal plundering to the point of blood, usually a direct result of the female doing something that deserves punishment. (i.e. voting).

T-Bone gave that bitch a bleeding kansas, and she deserved it!

by Fishdaddy December 16, 2008

super bleeder

one who bleeds if you shoot them in the chest plate

guess not...super bleeder

by rachel <3's andy July 12, 2006