beanstache

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.

Benny Mayfield. see also: Bean Mexfield

by Jordan October 26, 2004

beanstock

Noun: Throw up.

Verb: The act of throwing up on another person.

"Did you hear, Ar beanstocked on Josh?"

"Yeah! He threw up all over his head!"

by We gu? February 15, 2017

Beans Jump

A type of trickjump that makes no fucking sense anymore as to what it is

Xdxboxjaja: Hey guys, I found a new beans jump!

everyone else: what the fuck is beans anymore

by JiggsGuy November 10, 2019

Beans

Slang used by self-harmers to refer to the third layer of skin (the hypodermis). The fat tissue in that layer resembles beans, hence the slang.

Susan: I hit beans, what should I do?
Alex: Time to go to the E.R., now.

by Wonky Johnnyette May 22, 2021

Bait Beans

When something is so unbelievably obvious, the simple bait simply will not do.

"Oh my god, she just opened a can of bait beans."

by .Blue February 18, 2009

Bummer Beans

Not cool. The opposite of cool beans. Not Awesome.

Dude I ran out of bud. Bummer Beans!

Dude I thought she was on birth control so I didnt wrap it and i thought wrong and she is pregnant. Bummer Beans!

by TJHAMMY August 30, 2009

Arkansas Beanstalk

An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.

Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.

by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014