Sleeping Bagging

Sleeping Bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the Reverse Birth, is a proposed sexual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female's vaginal canal and uterus are accessed in a manner analogous to entering a sleeping bag.

The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.

Sleeping Bagging reminds me of tucking into a warm, safe place.

by Reverse Birther July 19, 2011

Throat bagging

(verb) - A term used to describe the action of dangling one's testicle into the throat of a willing recipient while the other man-grape stretches across the chin and onto the opposing side, completing the hideous circle.

Dude, smell that guy's breath. Do you think he was throat bagging last night???

Lucy looks like she could take a good throat bag.

by GoatBagger February 14, 2012

Carrot bagging

Masturbating using self-tanner, often by accident

Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.

by Nair88 October 23, 2015

Ghost bagging

When you dog teabags you, but he is neutered.

Yo dawg, your dog totally was ghost bagging me last night.

by Mullang August 18, 2018

Dick bagging

A fighting move that consists of removing the male genitalia using only the zipper on his pant. Once removed the dick will still be in the underwear of the opponent and because of the zipper it is now in its own little bag closed off from the rest of the body. There is also partial dick bagging which is the same but not all of the target was removed more like only the sack or head.

You wanna go bro?!
Don't even try I’ve been taught in the art of dick bagging
Oh shit! I’ve done fuckled myself now. Holy shit my penis!

by Ahent June 2, 2019

Ice bagging

The act of fucking an ugly bridesmaid with an ice bag over your cash and prizes because you couldn't find a rubber.

Well it seems I'm too fucked up to drive so I'll be ice bagging this bridesmaid in a few!

by Pendleton February 25, 2021

T-bagging

T-bagging is an ancient ritual that originated on the Xbox exclusive title Halo. Tea-bagging is a term that refers to the action of repeatedly pressing the crouch button on the bodies of your dead enemies (or teammates depending on the situation) to mimic the action of rubbing your balls on their face. The goal of T-bagging is usually to entice anger and frustration in the victim in the hopes that they play worse and make mistakes. T-bagging can also be used as a friendly gesture, when T-bagging an alive opponent you symbolize peace and friendship and if the other player returns your T-bag, an unbreakable bond of ball bouncing brotherhood has been formed.

Person one: you’re just gonna let Michael T-bag you like that? The disrespect

Person two: nah imma get his ass back
Person three: He still T-bagging you

by Professional bagger October 25, 2023