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Blarkin McGlurkin

When a chick is drunkenly giving you dome on St. Patty's day, and the force of your piece on the pack of her throat forces her to vomit green beer and phlegm.
Your sister totally Blarkin Mcglurkin'd, dude. It was so fucking gross. Last time I let her blow me.
by Mr. Cool Jesus January 15, 2009
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Barking Up The Wrong Tree

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory,
Parental control's their game and what they sell,
But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 2)
You say you protect kids from online threats and more,
Monitoring their messages down to the core.
But privacy concerns arise with every scan,
Invading our lives like an unwanted man.

(Bridge)
We all want safety for our children online,
But trust should be earned, not just a thin line.
Bark may mean well in its noble quest,
Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 3)
Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance
Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience
Respecting privacy is key in this digital age
So let's find better solutions that truly engage

(Outro)

Bark may have good intentions at heart
But let’s rethink monitoring from the start
Empower families with knowledge instead of fear
That’s how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.
"Barking Up The Wrong Tree" is an AI-generated soon-to-be meme song.
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Barking up a snatch trail

When a male is intrigued by a female (snatch) and then continues to woo her until he fails or succeeds.
Person one; Hey dude you "Barking up a snatch trail" yet?

Person two; Yeah bro, that fine blonde from that get together at the creek.
by 7oh! June 16, 2010
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Barkin

Slang for Burger King, like Staba is slang for Starbucks.
Well pick up some food at Barkin & swing by Staba for a drink.
by Allaiyah June 24, 2004
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barkin' at the sharks

hurling your guts over the side of a boat, usually due to seasickness
Johnny spent most of the deep-sea fishing trip barkin' at the sharks.
by Molerat102 March 7, 2009
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Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
by AussieDr88 November 2, 2010
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barkin up

When someone is looking at any of your social networking sites (usually Facebook), being nosy. The "up" may drop in short sentences
"Mind your business and stop barkin up my Facebook!"

"Why you barkin?!"
by Hype8 October 11, 2011
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