Birmingham

Birmingham City FC were founded in 1875 and have only ever won something once - the football league cup in 1963.
They claim to be the 'pride of Brum', which is clearly a joke as the REAL pride of Brum (Aston Villa) recently hammered them out of the premiership.
Have fun in the Championship Blue scum!
It is also a fact that most of their fans support Aston Villa but go to watch the blues as they cant afford tickets to see the mighty Villa.
It is also true that Villa Park is much better than little St. Andrews anyday. Aston Villa have the biggest end stand in europe (the Holte End), and Birmingham have....well.....nothing.
In conclusion the blues fans have no way of backing up their claims of being 'the pride of Brum' as clearly they are not.

My old man said be a city fan I said bollocks you're a cunt, There's a circus in the town Stevie Bruce is a Clown, shoot all the City scum and support the pride of Brum Aston Villa,
Birmingham city 100 years and won fuck all, Some say that St Andrews is a wonderful place To the boys from Villa park it's a fucking disgrace They say they've got showers but we know the truth there's a hole in the roof where the rain pisses through.

by Championship_is_where_you'll_stay July 18, 2006

Birmingham

Greatest place in england bcfc rock and knock out aston villa every time plus lots of skaters cool, the gardens kick bum

by rob October 23, 2003

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 30, 2014

Birmingham beatdown

Being violently beaten down by law enforcement with fire hoses and dogs.

In the 60's all the police officers gave africans the "Birmingham beatdown "

by TheShadowsLerk April 16, 2016

Birmingham kiss

Head-butting a person's nose hard enough to break it. As sometimes seen in English gangster/criminal movies.

He gave him a Birmingham kiss

by StellaMaris January 4, 2017

Birmingham breath freshener

When someone farts in your mouth while you are licking or sucking there asshole

"Susan had some really bad morning breath so I gave her a Birmingham breath freshener ."

by Bigcat35 January 2, 2018

Birmingham Car Wash

When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.

If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.

In order to join the frat, he had to go through the Birmingham Car Wash.

by Nekah Net June 28, 2018