bigger the hands smaller the dick

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.

john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.

by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019

Nicholas Bigelow

Has lots of acne and is someone you want to stay away from. He’s always daydreaming about something inappropriate so you’ll often catch him drooling.

Nicholas Bigelow is always staring at girls trying to get their number.

by The Most Knowledgeable March 8, 2019

my boobs are bigger than yours

A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.

My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"

and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

does he look bigger to you guys? he's bigger, right?

When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.

"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"

by ERM97 June 25, 2018

Bierley

A shithole council estate in Bradford, Suffers from chavs and scruffy scrapping dickheads as much as Holmewood.

Dave: You coming to Lyn's tonight? She's throwing a party!
Aadil: Shit no! If I wanted to have my hubcaps scrapped I'd go to holmewood!

Bierley1: oi dicked, big party 2nite in bierley bare scrapping oppurtunites
Bierley: shit yeah, me gf wanted me 2 jack sum hubcaps for her

by johnfromomewudbrap December 9, 2011

Bier

The German word for beer

er überschritt heraus vom Trinken zu vielen Bieres.
he passed out from drinking too much beer.

by todd d July 15, 2007

mr bigger

the name given to the large erection of a brown man. it is big in both length and girth and shoots cum up to 13 feet. it gives great pleasures.

"last night i put all of mr bigger in my mouth"
"i could not beleive the size of mr bigger"

by _mr big_ November 13, 2006