The Dumbo Bidet

Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.

Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?

by simplyjames April 9, 2022

Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole

Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet

by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

Canadian Bidet

The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball

The Canadian Bidet is very refreshing

by cmfw369 December 18, 2020

Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021

Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.

Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.

by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024

Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.

I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.

by skidooboyspoopin December 17, 2024

Oklahoman Bidet

A sex move where your partner shits out diarrhea onto your urethra.

and then when your about to cum

you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.

John: "let me give you a Oklahoman bidet"

Abigail: "hell nah"

by GoonKaboom480 July 17, 2025