Bidet Shit

When one takes a dump that hits the water of the toilet at just the right angle in order for the water the splash back onto the anus, making it inevitably easier to wipe with regular toilet paper.

Friend: "Dude, how do you always shit so fast?" Me:" You know, I just cut down on the wiping time." Friend: "And how do you do that?" Me: I use the old, "Bidet Shit" ploy" Friend: "Ohhhhh... good move man!"

by Ximenez4339 December 17, 2013

BIDENS DICK

Democrats ride his dick because Trump creates job which means they have to work instead of getting assistance because they are worthless

I'm ridin Bidens dick cause I don't wanna work and he a pedophile oh and illiterate.

by PlayYourCards December 19, 2020

Biden trumper

1. Chuammper, or Pogmentship.
2. A person bad enough to protest Biden by trumping him.

1. He watched Biden trumper on CNN yesterday night.
2. That Trump fan dares to protest Biden?!

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 January 22, 2021

Biden ballers

A person who is in the process of spending their entire stimulus check.

These Biden ballers came in here and bought $300 worth of chicken nuggets!

by Chochain March 30, 2021

Biden bucks

Biden bucks are those stimulus payments that Joe Biden sent out!

My bank account says I got $1400 in Biden bucks to wild out on for the next 3 days!

by Mz Beez Kneez April 2, 2021

Biden Syndrome

A syndrome identified by forgetfulness, stuttering, or hypocrisy.

They've used the filibuster for years and now it's bad when Republicans use it? They've got a bad case of Biden Syndrome.

by Howlfly April 6, 2021

bidenfarts

I great event that occurs when a man is yelling malarkey

Man biden must have the bidenfarts

by Bidenfarts November 19, 2021