Beth

Honestly, finding a true Beth can be difficult- so when you do, don't dare to let go. The universe is big, its vast and complicated and ridiculous, and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles- The Doctor, Doctor Who (Written by Steven Moffat). Beth is one of those miracles. You can't find someone who has more charisma in them, beauty shining from inside and out. Being lucky enough to know a Beth, I know that people walk through hell to make them smile. There is no such thing as a good person, but Beth is good enough and the closest you will get to good. A good smile, a good personality and a good heart. Honestly I don't know if it's possible to put into words the brightness of a Beth- it can light up the darkest of rooms. I cannot think of anyone more deserving of happiness. They are the most human human that you could possibly find.

'I'm having a bad day, but Beth somehow cheered me up- I don't know how they did that- it's one of their superpowers!'

by HumanofGallifrey June 4, 2021

Big Bertha

Someone/Something really fat or big. Usually get an uncomfortable feeling around Big Bertha's.

OMG!! She is such a Big Bertha! Look at her.

by CesTiger March 30, 2017

berther

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

Amy-Beth

The most sweet, senstive person i have ever met, shes always there for me and has the best sense of humour. Amy-Beth is an awesome dancer who has fun but trys her hardest and she outshines everyone there. She is a gorgeous girl and is so smart that everyone is jelous of her.

At dancing concrets she has so much fun and has a great sense of humour, shes such an Amy-Beth

by coolest friend November 20, 2011

beathany

The craziest ass hoe you will ever met and no matter the hair color blond as hell.

Damn she is such a beathany

by ¿¿¿ October 24, 2017

Anna Beth

Anna Beths are uncommon and might get ticked off you you call them one of the following:
Annabeth
Anna
Annabelle
Anna Belle
Ana
But over all Anna Beths are reliable and have a lot of life experience. They can talk either very loud or very quiet, no where in between. The best quality of an Anna Beth is her eyes. You look into them and see what true beauty looks like. She is a great girlfriend and person, and once again either great or horrible at being a mom. Just be careful not to cross her, these girls are crazy.

“Who’s that chick Annabeth?”
“Oh you mean Anna Beth? She’s a sex Goddess!”

by Edward Blewy October 10, 2018

Dirty Bertha

When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.

When I commented on her size, she proceded to hit me with a dirty bertha-But I fucked her anyway!

by Bods July 1, 2006