Bender

An English slang term for homosexual. Used as an epithet for a male who is bent over.

Oi look at that poof Dominic, he's a right bender.

by St0machW0rm December 25, 2020

Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

by CJN2302 March 15, 2019

beese

Plural of bus. The result of a lengthy debate about the correct spelling of buses vs. busses, which turned up several other variations including bai, bi, and boon, all of which were proven wrong.

I stay away from beese; I rather walk or take the train.

by The Bikeyorph November 11, 2004

sex bender

An extended sex spree, or binge, involving a single partner.

You don’t go on a sex bender with your girl/boyfriend, you go on a sex bender with your EX girl/boyfriend, or any ex-flame of any sort. (This person must be someone you’ve ALREADY slept with.) SBs typically last three to four days, very rarely less, occasionally more, and MUST involve travel (usually, and preferably, by air) to a “far away” city; i.e., that place s/he moved after you broke up, or that place s/he STAYED after YOU left. SBs do NOT involve love, or intimations of love, nor do they involve guilt or intimations of guilt. Think “free pleasure zone”.

see also bender

by tno September 7, 2004

Beneath

Somebody was having trouble making decisions, and was very happy when 'below' and 'underneath had a baby. A synonym to both 'below' and 'underneath', it is often used to describe inferior beings.

'She's so self-centered. I hate how she acts like everybody is beneath her.'

by Super Secret February 2, 2015

Easy Beasey

A women that is easy, she will put out without much effort. Usually found at parties looking to sleep with a playboy aka ladies man. Positively correlates with drunkenness: the more drunk the girls are, the more easy beasies there are.

Travis: I just slept with an easy beasey last night.
Josh: Nice, how was it?
Travis: lets just say she was a easy beasey double please me
Josh: Wow! Very nice, are we going to go looking for easy beasies tonight?
Travis: Yea lets go to the house I went to last night they are crawling with them.

by JForeal March 9, 2009

Chicken Bender

A classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon an innocent victim. When your friend reaches up high to get an item off a shelf with both hands, you come up behind and karate chop him with both hands right under the exposed rib cage. The resulting pain will cause him to grab his sides (his arms will now look like chicken wings) and bend over in agony, looking like a chicken bending over to peck the ground as he bobs up and down to catch his breath.

Look, my brother is turning blue. I just gave him a Chicken Bender he won't soon forget.

by Bushrod Johnson August 30, 2009