by Les_6789 February 11, 2025
Get the belgian ass grazing mug.Placing one’s limp penis across the forehead of a passed out drinking buddy or will parter/participant.
Remember when Dave drank too many Captain and Cokes and Andre gave him a Belgian headband; Dave is a bitch.
by davesabitch February 6, 2024
Get the Belgian Headband mug.A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram
That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!
by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018
Get the Belgian waffle mug.A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.
Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?
Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!
Guy #1: What a bitch.
Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.
Guy #1: Anything else?
Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.
Guy #1: Okay.
Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!
Guy #1: What a bitch.
Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.
Guy #1: Anything else?
Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.
Guy #1: Okay.
by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018
Get the Belgian Burn mug.A variation on the classic "Rusty Trombone" sex-move, where the recipient thoughtfully packs their anal cavity with Nutella as a chocolatey treat for the performer
"Aldo was delighted when I pulled out the Belgian Trombone at the club yesterday. A shame his brother has a nut allergy"
by frostyviking May 3, 2018
Get the Belgian Trombone mug.When a man sits down to use the toilet and the head of his male member breaks surface tension of the water, so as to leave a frothy coating.
by cmfw369 December 17, 2022
Get the Belgian Dip mug.An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.
Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the carol service.
by Dismal Scientist December 16, 2023
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