1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.
"I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender
by Bender22 November 30, 2006
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Dave: What the fuck happened last night?
Sid: I don't know. I blacked out somewhere between Keenan Cahill and Josh Groban singing Kanye's tweets. YouTube Bender.
Sid: I don't know. I blacked out somewhere between Keenan Cahill and Josh Groban singing Kanye's tweets. YouTube Bender.
by KeenanKanye January 18, 2011
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by BruceHMX December 29, 2009
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Get the Spaghetti Bender mug.Breeders are those that choose to have children and get state handouts, extra days off work, preference for choosing their holidays, all at the expense of us who choose not to breed.
I don't want to see photos of your ugly off spring, hear about how clever/funny/cute they are and I certainly don't appreciate you passing their infections on to me.
by fubarderby November 28, 2004
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Scientific associate of the short green dude with glasses, this Muppet only utters the words "mee mee mee mee mee mee!!", and usually has bad stuff happen to him. A South Park's Kenny predecessor if you will.
After many years spent studying the subject, govermental officials located in a secret subterranean base in Antarctica have decoded just what the hell Beeker was saying.
Although rough, the message from each "mee" came out something like:
"Your souls are mine! I will swallow them whole for sustenance and feast on your siblings afterwards."
Mind you this is extremely rough, and more research is being poured into this utterance of Beeker.
Despite Beeker's psychological shortcomings, we all love him very much still.
Scientific associate of the short green dude with glasses, this Muppet only utters the words "mee mee mee mee mee mee!!", and usually has bad stuff happen to him. A South Park's Kenny predecessor if you will.
After many years spent studying the subject, govermental officials located in a secret subterranean base in Antarctica have decoded just what the hell Beeker was saying.
Although rough, the message from each "mee" came out something like:
"Your souls are mine! I will swallow them whole for sustenance and feast on your siblings afterwards."
Mind you this is extremely rough, and more research is being poured into this utterance of Beeker.
Despite Beeker's psychological shortcomings, we all love him very much still.
by Short green dude with glasses in the Muppets December 9, 2008
Get the beeker mug.An extended period of excessive, recreational usage of the popular anxiety medication xanax, typically lasting for several days, though in some cases much longer. These benders are marked by short- and long-term memory loss, blackouts, binge eating, exhaustion, slurred speech, lowered inhibitions, impaired decisionmaking abilities, and bizarre behavior.
Bro, that xanax bender was so insane, I don't remember anything that happened the entire weekend!
After waking up naked in the woods behind his dorm, Jim knew the xanax bender had gone too far, yet he felt powerless to stop it.
After waking up naked in the woods behind his dorm, Jim knew the xanax bender had gone too far, yet he felt powerless to stop it.
by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009
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