bapster

Delighted, pleased, or glad, as over a particular thing: (to be bapster to see a person).
- Characterized by or indicative of pleasure, contentment, or joy: (a bapster mood; a bapster frame of mind).
- Obsessed by or quick to use the item indicated (usually used in combination): (a trigger-bapster gangster. Everybody is gadget-bapster these days).

The boy was 'bapster' when he realised that there were two pieces of pizza left.

by ManxMarko June 26, 2007

mardy bastard

A Yorkshire Term,UK
A man (usually on his period).. That fucks up and doesn't like being confronted about the said "Fuck Up".... Alas Sulks like a small child... Aka Mardy Bastard

Thought you were going to wash the dishes?? .. Oh ffs, Gimmi chance !! HHMMP STOMP STOMP
Jesus grow up you mardy bastard!!! Fuck me what a knobhead,you fucking arsehole!! He's a right mardy bastard !!

by fast tiger December 5, 2014

hard bastard

Someone you don't wanna fuck with. Someone who eats nails for breakfast (without any milk).

"Man, Skyler is one hard bastard."
"What did he do?"
"He tore this guy's face off with his bare hands for looking at him funny."
"Damn, he is a hard bastard."

by elbow ed July 9, 2014

mexican bastard

A Mexican bastard is someone who illegally comes from Mexico to here in the U.S

Look at that Mexican bastard on the roof !

by Sand Muslim December 27, 2016

Gnarly bastard

Someone who doesnt care about what you think cause they do not care about anything at all. Has the best humor and antics and lives life without emotion

He simply shows 0 emotion he would probably not think twice about killing someone. What a gnarly bastard!

by MyFleshIsAGhost March 17, 2019

cynical bastard

A somewhat disgruntled individual working within a company. These individuals often quickly climb the internal ranks only to be frustrated at the view from above.

"Doug is a cynical bastard"

by .movement.is.life. January 1, 2009

fat bastard

that fat guy from Austin Powers

Fat Bastard: I havent seen my Willy in over three years! Thats long enought to call it legally missing!

Im fat becaise I eat, and I eat because Im fat.

by portedo May 7, 2008