Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005
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I'm a good looking guy who can talk to girls when I'm in my element
mcneezy wrote:
I nailed her, basically...
Sean_Bateman wrote:
tEB lewks da best in,,,,,Ernge and white
supremepizza wrote:
J BAGEL'D
I'm a good looking guy who can talk to girls when I'm in my element
mcneezy wrote:
I nailed her, basically...
Sean_Bateman wrote:
tEB lewks da best in,,,,,Ernge and white
supremepizza wrote:
J BAGEL'D
by _it aint e_z March 1, 2009
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When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.
Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!
by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010
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When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will
by RetsamEvals June 1, 2013
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The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
by lash505 September 22, 2007
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I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.
by jewishdave February 22, 2011
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