bastertion

Bastard + Assertion
Opinion held by a generally disliked person.

Mel Gibson's bastertion that he hated Jews marked the beginning of his career's downward spiral.

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

bastertion

baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.

After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

Basker's dozen

Like a baker's dozen, but it's a unit of measurement specifically used for penises.

He enjoyed the basker's dozen last night. I've never seen him happier. Getting hit with all 13 dongs at the same time.

by W8wut May 8, 2015

Bassemed

When your live streaming and your phone gets jacked right out of your hand.

While I was live streaming a protest somebody ran up and bassemed my phone.

by Knuckle Buster June 9, 2015

Bashert

Meant to be, destined.

That girl's bashert for you!

by Liminalhasid April 20, 2021

Baser

Bum

Bro i caught you pickin up old ass pencils from the floor, YOU A BASER

by Baserr May 22, 2021

Basterd

An intentional misspelling of the word “bastard” in A video game’s chat, so that it will not be censored.

That was my netherite, you basterd!

by amogus mcsusface May 24, 2022