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Bass Pro Shops porn star 

Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!



Related Words

Bass Burp 

Bodily functions; A particularly grotesque belch originating from the lower diaphragm often sudden to the purportrator. Distinct to both belcher and observer regarding both the surprise of the unexpected burp and the inevitable distinct odour.
"That's disgusting! Have you been eating garlic and eggs? That was one hell of a bass burp!"
Bass Burp by mitzimoo February 6, 2010

bass-o-matic 

Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.
For a limited time, the bass-o-matic can be yours for just 3 monthly installments of $10.99 ; operators are standing by, please call now! Offer not available in stores.
bass-o-matic by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006

bass geetar 

God of insruments.

bass bomb 

The most brutal thing that occur at any hardcore, metal, or any heavy type of concert. Activated by a drummer's trigger pad, the bass bomb delivers an ear splitting, womb shattering boom at the beginning of any breakdown or just really br00tal part in the song.
Me:Mychildren Mybride absolutely raped me last night with their bass bombs.
Bystander: I saw this lady fuggin' miscarry cuz of that shit!!!
Me: Fuggin' br00t son
bass bomb by Peege J M May 9, 2008

bass face 

bass face has two definitions;

1) a musical variation of the poker face in which the bass player of a given band wears an expression lacking any noticeable emotion, giving them an anonymous, emotionally distant appearance.

2) A bass face is the name given to the face a DJ or audiophile when a beat drops or a bassline is particularly compelling and gritty. This use of the term is used for electronic music, especially drum & bass, dubstep, and any other dance music where the main interest is the bassline.
1) "Did you see the show last night?"
"Yeah. The bass player took bass face to a new level. Fucker didn't even flinch the entire show."

2) ""Did you see DJ Sublo's face when that record hit?"

"Yeah, he must really enjoy that track, just look at his bass face! I can see why, this beat is filthy!"
bass face by Type__ December 16, 2008