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Oven-Baked Meatloaf

Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:

Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)
"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"

"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"

"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."

"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."

"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."
by Dang Jacked February 17, 2017
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Bard College

The college was originally founded under the name St. Stephen's, in association with the Episcopal church of New York City, and changed its name to Bard in 1934 in honor of its founder, John Bard. While the college remains affiliated with the church, it pursues a far more secular mission today. Between 1928 and 1944, Bard/St. Stephen's operated as an undergraduate school of Columbia University. Bard/St. Stephen's ties with Columbia were severed when Bard became a fully coeducational college.
By the 1930s, Bard had become atypical among US colleges in that it had begun to place a heavy academic emphasis on the performing and fine arts. During that time, a substantive examination period was introduced for students in their second year, as well as what the dean at the time called the "final demonstration." These two periods would come to be known as Moderation and Senior Project, respectively.

For the class of 2012, 25% of applicants were accepted, while the median SAT and ACT scores for matriculating students were 1330 (math plus verbal) and 30, respectively. Fifty-four percent of matriculating students ranked in the top 10% of their high school class out of 44% of students who reported their ranking.The Princeton Review rated Bard a 96 out of 99 in its selectivity rating, and US News & World Report categorized Bard as "most selective."The class of 2011 represent 38 states and 46 different countries.
However, Bard has a high hipster population.
Hipster: What is truth?
Other person: Oh my God, stop being so Bard College.
by tirnadaeloenoët April 16, 2010
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Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked
'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.
by whitemarley March 23, 2010
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Barden

A sexy beast with many friends. And enjoys boobs, there by enjoys groaping, but far from groaps everyone in sight...
I'm SUCH a Barden
by T.Barden September 30, 2009
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country baked cunt ham

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.
For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.
by Sam Skidmarks March 6, 2007
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Bardi

Cardi B’s Nickname.
Fans often say that they are part of the “Bardi Gang” because they are part of Cardi B’s Fan Club.
by Some Stranger Girl June 2, 2018
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baked

stoned/ high, under the influence etc

*interesting fact: in melbourne, they say fried; in sydney we are baked not fried
i just smoked so much weed, i'm baked
by hairy-harry December 5, 2010
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