Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him

Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day

by Famallamalam May 25, 2016

redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.

"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."

by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of assholes who thought Lil Phag was homophobic so they promoted his album, then realised they’re stupid cunts

yeah mate, he belongs in the westboro baptist church

by dumbwhoreamber August 7, 2018

backseat baptist

the annoying people that sit in the back of church. normally eating and making fun. aka: my family 😎

“i hate dem der backseat baptists”

by gaymanilikedick May 24, 2020

Catholic Baptism

the action of a priest ejaculating on the face of a minor.

John: "Did you hear what happened to those Altar Boys?"

Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"

by I'm not from AriZona June 2, 2020

Bush Baptist

Fictitious religious affiliation invoked by a person who does not claim or admit affiliation with a particular church. Baptist’s would only congregate in a city or suburban area of a state. They were never seen out “BUSH”.

Jim: hey Joe, what’s your religion?
Joe: I’m bush Baptist mate.

Jim: oh, so you don’t follow any religion then?
Joe: nope :)

by Miltalie August 11, 2020