Bantagonist

Excruciatingly dull human being with the power to suck the fun out of any conversation. Usually manifest in self-interested tossers.

Etymology:
-Banter: To have good, wholegrain chat which sets you up for the day like Readybrek.
-Antagonist: Competitor, opponent, rival.

It's a shame mate, Stacey's real hot but a complete bantagonist. Maybe I'll have better luck with her Mom.

Bantagonist by EddieFB November 17, 2006

Pandwagon 

A bandwagon started by, or targetted at, a panda

Damn, that pandwagon sure has a lot of momentum

Pandwagon by oafcmetty November 19, 2009

bandwagoner 

A person who starts rooting for a sports team after never having interest in that team or even that sport in general because they're winning and everyone else is rooting for them

Bandwagoner: "Football is stupid" a few months later after the 49ers have made the playoffs... Bandwagoner: "Go 49ers"

bandwagoner by Pussyeater9000 February 14, 2012

Band wagon jumper 

1) A person who states an opinion and then changes it to agree with the people who disagrees with them

2) A person who only likes a team or a person because they are the best at what they do

If Dave says he hates pizza and all his friends say they love it and then Dave says he loves it also simply to not be the only one left out by making a statment noone agrees with he is a band wagon jumper

If Rob changes his favorite baseball team on account of there doin well he is a band wagon jumper

Band wagon jumper by The River Man June 13, 2009

bandwagoner 

A fan of a particular sports team who had no previous interest in the team until they began winning. They often will claim that they have been "a fan forever." You must discredit them on every statement they make.

Ever since the Anaheim Angels won the World Series their baseball park is full of phony-ass bandwagon fans. That's why I root for the Dodgers.

bandwagoner by Morgan1 July 3, 2005

Bandkanon 

A Swedish Army vehicle developed by the Bofors artillery industry, used from 1967 to 2003. Its rate of fire is extremely high, and its mobility is superior to most of its weight.

Some Guy: "Hey, is that a Bandkanon coming our way? .... Ohshi--"

Bandkanon by someone you'll never know January 30, 2009

bandwagoner 

In sports, someone who shamelessly cheers for a particular team not because he likes them or follows them faithfully, but only because that particular team is the "popular" choice or has been or is the top team in their specific sport recently. When that team which bandwagoners follow falls from grace, they gleefully jump on the next teams bandwagon and cheer for that team.

James Simmons is the BIGGEST bandwagoner in the history of bandwagoners because he likes every sports team know to man! How dumb.

bandwagoner by sox fanatic March 4, 2009