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this shit is bananas

in gwen stefanis song, when rumors made up about her were fake
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or just her shit in her toilet was bananas
"oh no i did not kiss that usher boy! that shit is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s! cuz im a cheerleader so i have to say it out loud to remember how to spell it!"
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"honey.. today i had a banana and peanut butter sandwich i looked in the toilet and the shit was made out of bananas"
by virginia April 25, 2005
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purple bananas

(noun) A verbalization used at the end of video meetings to fill the dead air between the goodbyes and fumbling around to click the end-meeting button.
Bro1 Yo, that meeting was lame. I could barely stay awake.
Bro2 Yeah I was LOLing when Winthrop ended the board meeting by saying purple bananas.

Bro1 For sure, that was the best part. Who knew Winny was so gangsta!
Bro2 Nah. I think he just couldn't find where to click to end the meeting!
by TheBigSikh May 5, 2020
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the tit's bananas

a person, place, thing, or idea that is awesome as hell and you want everyone to know it. it could be something or someone you saw, or a crazy idea that you think is really funny or actually cool.
did you see those two girls at the atm machine? yeah bro, they are the tit's bananas!

yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.
by CLORN PUCK SART October 9, 2010
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Bananas in pyjamas

Bloody hell Mike your bananas in pyjamas! Get it cut!

Sorry Martha
by James December 17, 2004
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close, but no bananas

a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'

the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.

traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.
Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?
Girl: Um close, but no bananas
Guy: ...???
by G&T2009 January 31, 2009
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bananasword

bananasword is a sword that is made up of bananas. It is the most powerful sword the world has ever witnessed and was used during undercover missions in the 1980s. Today, the bananasword is unknown to many, but its legendary spirit lives on within the reaches of Neoseeker's forums.
bananasword is the most epic member on the entire Internet.
by bananasword September 29, 2008
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