Big Bail

Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.

“Yo, did you see that guy, he’s so big”. “Yeah bro, that’s Big Bail”!

by Greg man November 24, 2022

number bailing

When someone asks you why you want their phone number and you lie to them.

I almost got my crush's number yesterday but I ended up number bailing.

by robobuilder October 28, 2017

Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

Bail Out ClapEm

When you jump out shooting with intent to kill and no sympathy for the person.

"We Bail Out ClapEm, on my dead cousin" "He couldn't run"

by Killtecs December 23, 2024

i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails

hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck

by ted November 23, 2003

Bail

When Victoria decides not to hang with her friend

Victoria is going to bail on their plans tonight

by Mikemsv March 5, 2020

Bails

Bails is the sort of kid with a massive shaft and gets bare pussy 25/8! Bails is that leng that none of the gyalls like him because he’s just too fire! :(

‘WOWEEE Bails is peng isnt he girls, I’d love to see his shaft’
‘Oh yeah defo but he’s way TOO peng for all of us’
‘Bails is an absolute pussy magnet’

by sexc bails December 8, 2019