A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.
Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
by #1BaglFlckr August 31, 2023

Person 1: Hey, did you know that Luke is a Bagel Virgin
Person 2: What?! Luke has never had a bagel before?!
Person 1: I know! Its crazy right?
Person 2: What?! Luke has never had a bagel before?!
Person 1: I know! Its crazy right?
by Scene_Elf_Boy February 19, 2022

Hey, look over there, I think that guy is getting a bagel pop.
The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
by lash505 September 22, 2007

by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012

Person 1: hey, whatcha got there?
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!
by awkward banjo July 31, 2010

A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.
by BabyJC December 11, 2016

Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.
Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king
Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
by HOOdRaat12 March 3, 2020
