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bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels
Tommys dick taste like bagel nut
by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017
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bagel pop

anal intercourse; usually between two males.
Hey, look over there, I think that guy is getting a bagel pop.

The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
by lash505 September 22, 2007
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Bagel Flicker

A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.
Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
by #1BaglFlckr August 31, 2023
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Bagel Virgin

A person who has never had a bagel in their entire life.
Person 1: Hey, did you know that Luke is a Bagel Virgin

Person 2: What?! Luke has never had a bagel before?!
Person 1: I know! Its crazy right?
by Scene_Elf_Boy February 19, 2022
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Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.
"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel
by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012
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toast the bagels

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
by Cyclone B March 9, 2019
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Bagel Dong

A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.
I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.
by jewishdave February 22, 2011
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