Bagel Flicker

A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.

Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker

by #1BaglFlckr August 31, 2023

Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.

"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel

by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012

bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels

Tommys dick taste like bagel nut

by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017

having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

Sassy Bagel

A sassy bagel is otherwise known as the common household donut

Person 1: hey, whatcha got there?
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!

by awkward banjo July 31, 2010

toast the bagels

Coded language about killing Jews

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.

by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

The Bagel Effect

What happens when someone throws a bagel at a random guy, causing the other person to become that person's arch nemesis. A good example of this is when Miles Morales thew a Bagel at Johnathan Oone, causing Johnathan to develop an intense hatred towards Miles, after that (and a collider incident) Johnathan became The Spot, who claims to be Miles's nemesis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna throw this bagel at someone!
Guy 2: No! You'll cause The Bagel Effect!
Guy 1: *Throws bagel at Guy 3*
(A year later)
Guy 1: *Minding his business*
Guy 3: Remember me? I am your worst enemy.
Guy 1: WHAT THE?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

by Chuli-P June 19, 2023