backter

Cunt. Rhyming slang, from back to front.

That Paul is a real backter.

by q-user September 24, 2003

Backness

When you are in the state of being back from being away. (generally used on IM speak)

Screen Name 1: Hey, did you see the thing I sent you earlier?
Screen Name 2: One sec BRB
Screen Name 2: Backness
Screen Name 2: No, I did not see it.

by TertiaryAdjunctUnimatrix01 August 19, 2009

backseat watcher

when people are watching tv, and one person begins to tell the person in possession of the remote to change channels.

Ron- "we missed the last play of the game because joe made rick change the channel to the weather station"

tom- "what a backseat watcher"

by guppietoe December 5, 2009

barkle

Nonsense, or something that would be laughably passed off as such. Meaningless babble of those who do belong to a cult or political faction. A circular argument that proves nothing.

That berk is full of barkle, his arguments go nowhere and take the long way to get there...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

backseat humper

1. anyone that participates in rectal raiding

2. anyone that fucks in the backseat of a car
3. watching porn and trying to tell them how to do it

dude! i drove by the movie theater and guess what i saw!! i saw two dudes doin' the backseat hump!! they was backseat humpers!

by crazy cat ladyies May 17, 2011

Backhead Hotness

When the back of someones head looks more attractive than their actual face does, resulting in a feeling of disappointment

Guy 1: Damn dude that gurl looks hot as hell, let's see if she turns around
Guy 2: ah shit false alarm, we got ourselves some backhead hotness

by uraveragerandy April 25, 2014

Backer-Inner

A Person who Always Backs Into Parking Spots and Driveways. This Allows them to Leave & Getout Quickly & on about your way quickly and easily. Rather than taking time pulling backwards in reverse each time you head off you take an extra couple moments to back in an Position Automobile Accordingly.

Im a lifelong Backer-Inner always pull in backwards because if I take that extra couple seconds getting there, I’ll be able leave Quick & Easy

by TRU Pacman June 22, 2018