Boner

Boner is the act of getting erect in a excised. Usually referred in a good way but can also be bad.

Man 1: “aww man ima bout to get laid I have a huge Boner”
Man 2: “sweet”

Boner by Supermerpman July 13, 2021

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An enlargement and hardening of the penis. The only way to get one is to chill with the bros.

I played basketball with some friends, so obviously, as usual, we all got raging boners. My girlfriend loves b-ball day because I'm DTF afterward.

boner by Villeville August 11, 2021

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When your thilthy big dick starts to get large

Hey you i have a Fucking BONER LAD

Boner by Compzy September 10, 2021

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Something 11 year old boys get to animated woman in 2021

Dude my little brother watches hentai?
Yea he must have a boner

Boner by Salty sock September 26, 2021

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The one thing a guy doesn't want to get when speaking to the principal/teacher.

Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.

boner by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 2, 2021

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when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.

farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.

boner by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021

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Boner With one N, Is a male or female with stong bones who has a lot of calcium and LOVES drinking milk 🥛 ❤ 🥛

For the first time A Programmer Called Daniel William Sooman Also known as Dani, DaniDev or Milkman Dani (born in June 15, 1997)

Wow, Thats A True Boner

Boner by Fatih Shtavica November 23, 2021

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