Awkward tomato

Noun: During an awkward moment when there is only silence, you become an awkward tomato. Because, it's an awkward situation and you just stand there still like a tomato. Tomatoes are vibrant and red which means they're noticed which is much like how you feel in an awkward situation; very noticeable.

*Someone tells a shitty joke*
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"

*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"

by THEawkwardTOMATO September 5, 2011

The Awkward Yawn

When one begins to feel awkward around a group of people and gives a little yawn when approaching the group possibly as an effort to pass time. For example, when you walk on to an elavator with a group of random people. 8 person parties. random car rides.

That guy in the car totally gave the awkward yawn earlier.

by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009

Awkward Martyr

The friend a person selfishly takes to hang out to avoid a 1 on 1 situation, to either break the awkward tension with a girl you like, or because you would prefer not to hang out with the person who always insists "We need to hang out more".

Example 1
Guy 1: Hey man, can you come with me and this girl I like to the mall?
Guy 2: No thanks, I don't want to get in between you both
Guy 1: Please? I need an Awkward Martyr!

Example 2
Guy 1: Dude, Josh keeps wanting to hang out, and we have nothing in common, can you come along?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll be your awkward martyr in this one

by Clangford92392 July 3, 2011

awkward mustache

When a you can only grow enough hair above your upper lip for it to be noticeable but not enough to be called a legit mustache. Basically, it's a cross between nothing and a real mustache (a.k.a. peach fuzz)

I hate that I can't grow a real mustache so I have to shave my awkward mustache all the time.

by lithalweapon October 27, 2011

awkward meep

The awkward meep is used in situations where everyone in a loud room suddenly gets quiet, and starts to look around in awkwardness. A person will then say "meep meep", like a roadrunner saying "beep beep". This will break the tension of the awkward silence in the classroom, and bring happiness and laughter. The peace is restored again.

*loud laughter/conversations in a room*

*few minutes later*.....
..
...
....
*becomes quiet*
guy1: *looks around*
guy2: *looks around*
guy3: *looks around*
guy4: ".... meep meep"

everyone: "LOL AWKWARD MEEP"

*and the peace is restored*

by the meeptastic numba two March 28, 2009

awkward sex

When youre having sex with someone who doesn't know what they are doing creating an awkward feeling and regret because you could have done a better job getting off by yourself.

Andrea wished she had just masterbated rather than subject herself to the awkward sex she had with Jeremy because he sucks in bed.

by yourmomsmysexslave August 13, 2009

awkward squid

Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)

by Eric Wu June 2, 2007