Skip to main content

Atomic scalp

(n.) the cause of extremely ridiculous hair (not just out-of-bed hair) and the prelude to constant snyde remarks and being made fun of. The word comes from the fact that an atom bomb might as well gone off on the victim/persons/clueless idiot trying to be something or someone he or she is NOT's scalp.
Dude, what's up with your atomic scalp?

Fix up your hair or you're going to have an atomic scalp!
by HerIQis105 March 21, 2009
mugGet the Atomic scalp mug.

Atomic Wedgie

When someone's underwear is pulled up so high it goes over the victims head and over their eyes, and they are blind from the band being in their eyes and in males case ball pushed back.
Mark just got an atomic wedgie. That must hurt!
by basketballshortsmaster June 2, 2018
mugGet the Atomic Wedgie mug.

Atomic Ark Server

A Server For Twats Anyone Who Plays that Ark server automatically Has 10 Extra Chromosomes Absorbed From the Retarded Owner Flowers Who Hires Dossers To doss Revelations Just Because His Dead Server wasnt top list he’s The Definition Of A Bitch Go Jump Off a Cliff Out of 9 Billion Sperm Cells Ur the fastest one now live up to it You twat
Atomic Ark Server Is the shittiest server
by CLAPPED m8 June 17, 2020
mugGet the Atomic Ark Server mug.

Nuclear Atomic

Nuclear Atomic is a username in his own kind. It's someone you should know what he or she's capable of. Nuclear Atomic describes the word of power. Like some would throw you into a nuclear zone full of radiation. You will most likely see this name in videogames or as a profile on internet sites. However you should always know his power and be aware of it. In games he would smash you 'till your death. Nuclear Atomic is not known for its toxicity, but known as a "Player toxic maker". He eventually could ruin your day as an opponent. But if you are on his side, you'll have the greatest time ever. If some is a Nuclear Atomic, then people are anxiety around HIS reality. But remember: A Nuclear Atomic would only hurt you, when you hurt him.
ICrack90sinFN: "Hey I got smashed in VIDEOGAME"

Anonymous: "Or bruh dude you're so bad just quit"

ICrack90sinFN: "It was Nuclear Atomic"

Anonymous: "Holy mother of god... Bless you."
by Nuclear Atomic July 14, 2021
mugGet the Nuclear Atomic mug.

pulling a tom wargo

Making long winded trolling posts on various sites designed to obfuscate the issue with straw man arguments. A very complex, well thought out, and confusing troll. Usually stating a republican, right wing nutjob stance in order to piss off as many people as possible.
pulling a tom wargo:
(On a political site)

"But you did in fact manage to get out of it? You are not starving, malnourished, homeless, jobless, and getting by only because of our fantastically designed unemployment system?

"All i want is a roof over my head, food on the table, and the dignity of an honest paycheck. Is that asking too much? I am the 99%"

A mantra, very emboldening, but hardly as noble as it sounds. Just about every I know who has put even the minimum amount of effort necessary to "get by" has all of these things. I have met people with degrees in hard sciences and progressive business working food service (too qualified I know, but somehow they got hired). That food service pays rent. It buys food. Is the wealth evenly distributed? Not in the slightest. Is it a problem? Sure! Does one hundred thousand people standing jobless in a protest crowd, declaring that they spend all day applying for jobs get them a job? No. Does uploading photos of themselves holding signs protesting how giant corporations get all the money on their iPhones produced by and bought from those money grubbing Giant corporations prove exactly how much they want to change this?"

etc etc etc
by 555555555555555555555555555556 November 11, 2011
mugGet the pulling a tom wargo mug.

Atomic Bomb

A girl so hideous she surpasses a grenade or landmine in how nasty she looks. Usually refers to a really fat girl or a girl with a really ugly face.
Bro you see that atomic bomb Billy brought over? She almost blew my house apart!
by Sir Cheifs Alot October 20, 2010
mugGet the Atomic Bomb mug.

Atomic Turd

The event of an unmovable massive shit, usually caused from drug binging, or just having shitty digestion.

Atomic turds are known to hurt.
"Man, after I snorted that line of gack, I didn't poo for a week, what an atomic turd!"
by Shinylemon February 10, 2009
mugGet the Atomic Turd mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email