ass

1. something that helps u deliver waste out of ur body.
2. a present maker
3. the ugliest part of ur body, unless ur david, then his ass is on his face.
4. the other word for ask
5. a word to make someone feel bad, and u can add something in front of ass to determine wat kind of ass they are.
1. hold on, i need to use my ass to take a shit.
2. aw fuck, i forgot ur present, hold on, ill get u one, GRRRRRRRRRRR RAR! (plop) there ya go!
3. "omg, is that his ass or his face?" "tough one there johnny, more than likely its his ass."
4. u should ass her out.
5. ur such a dumbass.
ur such a smartass
ur such a wiseass
ur such a bad ass, so on and so forth.
by Chet and Josh November 04, 2004
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An ass is a mule or donkey but is slowly being used more often to mention one's buttocks.
It can be used to suggest very inappropriate jokes without actually saying them.
1. I'm going to buy this ass/I'm going to buy this donkey.
2. Eddsworld; Saloonatics. Do you wanna touch my ass? I bet you do. Well you can't! Nooooo. Someone stole my ass !
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Superlative of "kick", which is a step up from "sick" (awesome).
1. That babe is ass (the best).

2. Marco Difazio is kick, but Sam Whatt is ass.

3. Where did you get that ass car?
by chamelian April 28, 2009
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Ass

A word with many meanings, usually used to mean the buttocks.
Definitions:
1.) Buttocks
2.) Donkey
3.) Short for "assassin"
1.) Kiss my ass, yo!
2.) If a man is pelted with rocks off of his donkey, is he stoned off his ass?
3.) Yo dawg you chill for Ass Creed?
by sircaleb11 December 27, 2010
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a person who is mentally retarded but thinks he/she is actually smart
Kofi is an ass but he thinks otherwise
by RfTlol February 24, 2010
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by tabba-nackle March 22, 2003
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No Ass

Something you say to someone when you want them to act appropriately.
Josh: hey dude can I come to your party
Nick: yeah man come, but no ass
Josh: alright I'll be on my best behavior and I won't embarrass you.
by Kizmoe October 17, 2017
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