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Get the anus boils mug.One who has mastered all things relating to the anus. Usually pertaining to one who knows how to stretch the anus to extreme limits.
"Dude, did you hear about Gary?"
"No, what happened?"
"He's a fifth degree anus master bro!"
"Holy shit!"
"No, what happened?"
"He's a fifth degree anus master bro!"
"Holy shit!"
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It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
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Get the spicy anus mug.A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.
Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.
Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?
Me:...What if I have?
Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.
Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?
Me:...What if I have?
Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.
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