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Aqua

Aqua-sama

A beautiful light-blue haired goddess of water with clothes that match her beauty. She’s of average height (5’4”) 162 cm. Popular misconception is that she does not wear any underwear but that is not true; she wears blue-striped panties and that is canon. (Read LN)

Most people including most descriptions on this website call her “useless” or worse, however that is a lie. She has many unique abilities including the power to resurrect the recently deceased individuals. She can defeat any devil, undead or ghost with ease, with her around you can sleep without worry knowing Aqua would not let any boogeyman slip through!

Aqua’s personality is not “bitchy” like many would have you believe, in my opinion she’s a very lively character who will lighten up your day. She is a lot of fun especially when it comes to parties, her party tricks will make all cheer!

Aqua is a very talented goddess, but she needs a bit of inspiration otherwise she would just sleep and lie in bed all day (just like me), she makes mistakes often as she often acts before thinking (just like me) but that’s exactly what many love about her! Remember to praise her everyday!

Praise Aqua!
- LightUK
Praise Aqua for she is great!
Aqua is a wonderful goddess!
by LightUK September 27, 2021
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Aqua Bombing

To release gases stored in one's bowels into a pool of water
Mike: hey Greg you see the bubbles around that guy there?

Greg: YEAH!!! that guy is totally aqua bombing
by The IceMan August 31, 2013
mugGet the Aqua Bombingmug.

Tommy Aqua

nickname for Saint Tomas Aquinas used when thomist Catholics argue using memes.
Atheist: You believe in sky fairy. God does not exist.
Catholic: Have you even read Tommy Aqua's Summa Memeologica Pars Prima Question 2 Article 3 Whether God exists?
by Tommy QuackQuack April 16, 2018
mugGet the Tommy Aquamug.

Aqua dom

A shame based water pusher, wherein the main dominating force focus is hydration.
My bartender was such an aqua dom, I was peeing all night!
by Dustinurface July 19, 2024
mugGet the Aqua dommug.

Aqua driver

The aqua driver is when you fuck a woman usually from behind with her head in the toilet.

It’s a tricky one to pull off but so satisfying once achieved.

Flush optional
There is nothing more sexy than giving the wife an aqua driver for her birthday
by Scottsibe July 8, 2021
mugGet the Aqua drivermug.

Aqua hair day

June, 14th!

It’s aqua hair day!! Congratulate your favourite aqua haired person!!
Happy aqua hair day!!”
by Knoire June 13, 2022
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Aqua Prophylactic

A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family
Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ?
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...
by FuzzyDanglers February 27, 2019
mugGet the Aqua Prophylacticmug.

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