Alfie

Really cool, but goldfish brain

You are a lot like Alfie.

by eggymintman June 14, 2022

alfie staples

Fucking stud

Are you an Alfie Staples?

by Monday 15th June June 20, 2022

Alfie Robert Greenway

A tall lanky man who is funny and good at football and has a fit mum.

Wow alfie robert greenway is so lanky and his mum is a proper milf

by uewhfyuiwfuewb June 24, 2022

Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man

Who can hate Alfie martin

by A1233 July 2, 2022

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass

by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022

Alfie

A fucking rascist

TheVeganTeacher is such a alfie

by Algraal May 1, 2022