Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome is the "scientificated" term for a phenominon usually referred to as the "beer shit."

A Beer Shit is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.

This term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother's consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.

Hey Jen, Ann...I'd stay out of the bathroom last night. We drank a case of High Life Light and I have the world's worst case of Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by Hanalee March 8, 2006

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Fidel Alcohol Syndrome

When you consume mass libations and begin acting like a vicious dictator, ordering people around and treating others like your subordinates.

Castro wakes up and sees that Carlos has a black eye.
"What happened to you cuz?"- Castro
"You got completely hammered and developed Fidel Alcohol Syndrome. After you tried to start a fight with the bouncer for not letting you in, I told you to calm down, then you punched me in the face!"-Carlos
"Sorry cuz, I totally blacked out!"-Castro

Fidel Alcohol Syndrome by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

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Achievement alcohol

Alcohol earned through considerable effort.

Jimbo: The damn store was closed so I had to go two towns over, in the snow, without shoes, while being chased by wolves, to get these distilled beverages.

Eoin: Ooooh, Achievement alcohol. lemme try.

Achievement alcohol by Yokisaan May 18, 2010

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pussy, weed, and alcohol

1. the things that satisfy us all.

2. three things that, if used correctly, can give any person a sense of great satisfaction. Some people like one more than the others, but not one person can say that they do not get joy from at least one of them.

Man: I am so stressed out.

Friend: Sounds like you need some pussy, weed, and alcohol.

pussy, weed, and alcohol by shedro February 3, 2010