Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

Abed

Slang for "Nigger" in Arabic.

Whulla these Abeds stink worse than my mother's falafel.

by KWK April 6, 2009

big assed ho

J-Lo

Look at that big assed ho

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Absence of the Sun

A Portland, ME based metal band that is a perfect blend of european and american metal to create "global metal". Their songs are heavy, aggressive, and melodic at the same time. With raging guitar solo's and the most catchy vocal hooks around. If you are a fan of Killswitch Engage, All That Remains, In Flames or Children of Bodom...this is the band for you!

Hey James, I fuckin' just bought the new Absence of the Sun cd at Hot Topic!

by thetensionburning January 7, 2009

absessive

To obsess to the point of absess or illness.

To worry about things not in your control and make yourself ill is clearly absessive behaviour.

by Joie D June 12, 2007

ADA (absent dick anxiety)

A person who has anxiety about not having a reliable source of dick (absent dick anxietny).

My girlfriend hates me but won’t break up with me because she has ADA (absent dick anxiety).

by Aubree 1 8D B April 6, 2019

Can't be arsed

Used as slang for.

I can't be bothered.
I need to go to town but I can't be arsed.
I should be doing some work but I can't be arsed.

This is the original definition.
Alternate saying
I can't be asked.

Apparently more polite but means
I've gone deaf?
I don't understand the question?
I don't understand English

I could write more definitions but I can't be ARSED and no one has ASKED me to.

by **whos.using.my.pseudonym? February 25, 2017