abs val

valerie with abs edited on<3

abs val is an inside joke but it’s funny so let it be on here

by clementineqx June 2, 2021

abe lincoln

when you jizz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their semen covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the "abe lincoln" effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.

That bitch sam gave me a hefty turkish hammer so i knocked the muppet out and proceeded to give him the abe lincoln look

by Shem Clarke October 2, 2006

abe lincoln

When a black chick is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say "You're free to go."

I gave that bitch a bit of the ol' Abe Lincoln last night.

by John Cocks February 16, 2007

Bong Abs

Doing a set of abs immediately followed by ripping the bong. The process is repeated until all the ganja is gone.

Mark: Hey man you wanna go to the gym?
Raul: But i wanted to get high!
Mark: Hey we should do bong abs.

by stoner personal trainer February 23, 2008

ab grass

The hair on one's stomach.

One's "happy trail."

Peach fuzz on a woman's tummy.

It looks like you have a squirrel crawling out of your belly-button. It's time to mow your ab grass.

by lyonshare April 29, 2009

Ab Buster

Something so funny, that you laugh so hard and your abs get a small workout.

"Dude that picture is so funny."
"Yeah man, it's such an ab buster!"

by J-Dawg from THE 626 August 19, 2013

Fake Abs

A guy who has a 6 pack only because he is super skinny, not because he actually works out.

"Oh my god, have you seen his abs?"
"Hun, those aren't abs, they're fake abs, he's just too skinny"

by jdub496 May 21, 2009