Knee Mail

Prayer to GOD. What someone in a time consumed world would do to expidite matters.

In this world of electronica, GOD still answers all knee mail.

by Steven M. SykeS July 23, 2006

The Walden Knee

n. The position that Ben "The Cig" Walden did while on the Stratford Academy football team between the years of 2004 and 2007. The "knee", as people call it, is still there today, cemented to the Eagle Field in remembrance of the gifted athlete.

"Everyone should do what Ben is doing over there. Yes, he is in the position of The Walden Knee."

by Devotie65 January 31, 2010

Boulder-Knee

A knee afflicted with inflammatory arthritis.

Shaun: Holy Shit, what's that Rick?
Rick: That'd just be my Boulder-Knee son.

by TrunkKid October 8, 2006

Be-Knee-mick

Excepting God In Ur Life - But Through Comedy.

Preist - 'I Bless Thou with this Holy Water, Concentrate & Stop Vue'ing that butterz square batty, bitch'...
Family Members - 'So&So is so fucking Be-Knee-Mick'!

by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009

knee trembler

A fast and furious act of sex in an alley way close to a nighclub or bar. Normally unfulfilled due to coitus interuptus from other couples attempting a knee trembler or a sudden onset of brewers droop or being moved on by the Police.

We had a quick knee trembler but the coppers chased us of before I copped off.

by yobeens September 17, 2004

Lose The Knees

Being way beyond the stage of intoxicated, to the point in which you begin to stagger and fall. Hereby losing the knees and the ability to walk.

If he continues to drink vodka, he is gonna Lose The Knees.

I was so shmammered last night that I lost the knees when trying to walk home.

by Shmuckered October 11, 2010

Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.

Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx August 19, 2013