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jeffrey kirby

A Jeffrey Kirby is someone you can always depend on he knows exactly what you’re thinking just by looking into your eyes his smile can stop You dead in your tracks he’s a type of guy that will always take up for you and never leave you alone watch out if you make him mad he’s not a force to be reckon with everything he does he does well if you’re fortunate enough to find him you better hold onto him before somebody else snatches him up his eyes are like the ocean deep wild and free with a soft but mysteriously Gaze in them and they will trap you forever if you ever meet him as a friend you always have him as a friend he so giving and kind he will always make you smile Jeffrey will be with you through thick and thin but he’s a wild spirit hard to tame it will take a while for Jeffrey to calm down once he finds the one he’s looking for who he will be hooked forever he’s the most manliest man you’ll ever meet strong handsome tall mysterious good at everything he touches and if you’re so fortunate to be the one catches his eye he’ll never stop pleasing you and making you feel like you’re the number one in his life the only bad side to finding a Jeffrey Kirby is that is hard to tame like a wild stallion but remember it can’t be tamed with With just anyone it takes a very special person very special soul because a Jeffrey Kirby is a special soulThere’s only one in the world like him you’ll never be able to find him because I have already found him and I’m not stupid to let him go
by Mid summer dreams October 7, 2018
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jeffrey quirion

man dude why are you such a Jeffrey quirion
by Willbillbak May 26, 2018
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Jeffrey

Jeffrey is a racist narcissist who everyone loves for some reason. He has lots of friends and can come off as lovable and trustworthy. He is very goofy but don’t be fooled by that act. In the end he only cares about his ego and what all his friends think of him. If he says he loves you, don't believe it. Jeffrey always has hoes on his dick because of how popular he is. Dont think its because of his looks because he has the worst hair in the world. Literally wtf was he thinking getting bangs with a mullet. Smh the only thing he has going for his looks is his ocean blue eyes. Plus, for as many sports as that boy plays it sure as hell does not look like it. (Not OnE bit)
But dont believe a word that boy says because its all an act, an illusion even. The second he finds a girl with bigger tits then you, he’ll drop you faster then a fly off a wall. Don't even be affected by it because in the end you’ll look back and ask yourself why you put up with a controlling, racist, homophobic, sexist, 2 inch dick boy. You’ll ask why you put up with being told to go make a sandwich or go back to the kitchen or how he would constantly say the N word hard R, or how he called lots of people the F slurr. In the end, OVOID THIS MAN CHILD AT ALL COSTS.
Guy 1: Um whos that?
Guy 2: Thats Jeffrey
Guy 1: … He just said the N word and hes white
Everyone: oop
by anonymous July 14, 2022
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Jeffrey McWilliams

The quotable leaker from the hit show Let's Talk Fortnite with Nolan, which you can watch on the Literally Your Mom youtube channel. He unfortunately died from brain cancar on September 22, 2020 but was resurrected on October 31, 2020. Also he is really fucking sexy.
Nolan: So we got this news from our quotable leaker Jeffrey McWilliams.
by LiterallyYeMom November 6, 2020
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Jeffrey

A short energetic white boy has many hoes and gets all the bitches must do some sort of sport
Person 1: how that kids very energetic and short wonder his name
Person 2: he must be a Jeffrey
by Dr. Buttface June 19, 2022
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Jeffrey

Has a missive penis with a big but cheek that is hot and gets woman and they suck him off so hard, he also wieghs no pounds.
dam I wanna have sex with that guy he must be a jeffrey
by Jeffrey J. Jeff July 17, 2022
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Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.
Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?
by bonethegreat August 19, 2014
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