Rusty Leg

The act of pissing on your girlfriends leg while she is in the shower.

girl 1: girl, how'd you get that rash on your leg?
girl 2: Oh this old thing? I was showering last night and my boyfriend gave me a rusty leg.

by gogojuke May 30, 2017

Stale Legs

A physically slow person.

Man, Chris is can't keep up. He's stale legs.

by Seth Sekhem February 27, 2011

Dirty-leg

Noun. A sexually promiscuous female.
Worse than a whore, skank, slut, or smut.
Adjective. To describe as a sexually promiscuous female.

Ex. Noun.Tamar is a dirty-leg.
Ex.adj.You know, that dirty-leg gal that Roger used to date.

by BedheadRedd May 12, 2017

MAAH LEG!

The phrase usually screamed by a guy on Spongebob whenever turmoil or a catastrophe was going on.

"CRAAAASH"

"Ow"

"Oooh"

"MAAH LEG!"

by ThatGuyAtThatPlace April 26, 2010

leg sack

A sack full of the harshest insultes know to the modern man

-to be a literal leg

-a replacement swear word in case you're in a dangerous area

"Dude did you see the teacher today? He was being the biggest leg sack"
"I wanted to go out tonight, but my mom was being too much of a leg"

by Mr. Leg November 21, 2014

leg tears

when someone is so attractive you get wet from just looking at them (turned on/ horny)

“he’s so hot, i have leg tears “
“he’s so good looking a tear just fell down my leg”
“triston is so leng, he gave me leg tears”

by c-deja February 22, 2023

deer legs

after fucking so long and so hard, and it was so good,when you have to get up to go get a snack and you walk around the room like a newborn deer.

man,the other night I picked up this chick at the bar,we fucked so long I got deer legs!

by bigeasyone March 7, 2010