Jamie

A flat face bitch that will easily get on your nerves. The resort of getting away from her is leaving the country and making no contact with her.

Guy 1: "Hey Dude see that girl over there?"

Guy 2: "Yeah don't talk to her, she's a Jamie."

by rj blackburger June 10, 2013

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Jamie

A person who is beyond stupid, dumb, retarded and fucked up.

Guy 1: Wow, you're a fucking dumb SOB
Guy 2: Ya, you're really fucking stupid, you POS
Guy 3: Hey, wtf man!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up you pussy, you remind me of JAMIE.
Guy 2: oooooooooooooooh SHIT DAWG
Guy 3: oh fuck, shit, SHIT NO WAY YOU DIDN'T CALL ME THAT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. YOU GUYS ARE SEVERE ASSHOLES.
Guy 1: STFU AND FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Guy2: HE'S A JAMIE HAHAH YOU SUCK ANUS!!!
Guy 3: *Immediately shotguns a six pack, pisses his pants, passes out- wakes up buys a 24, chugs it all in 4 hours, pisses himself again, passes out- pisses himself again, wakes up says he got laid.

by Jamie SUX anus November 12, 2012

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Jamie

A person who needs attention and respect. Thinks that respect is earned one way and that is through her. She wishes she was pretty but wears makeup to cover her issues. She's a person who thinks everybody should talk about her but there's nothing interesting to talk about her. She lacks humbleness and wants to think she's special. She's the type of girl who talks gossip about other people and sneak disses if it doesn't have to deal with her.

That's a Jamie.

A person who is self-centered and needs attention just so Jamie can live another day.

by TheTruthReveals December 8, 2017

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