i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.

Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

by somerandomdudewhodoesentgiveaf June 6, 2021

Hit the on a 12

Shortened version of the term "Hit the G-Spot on a 12-pound pussy", which is originally from Me, Myself, and Irene. Is used in slang to accentuate the greatness of an item or situation therein.

Man, some fast food would really hit the on a 12 right now!

by Bruk February 21, 2003

hit me with a brick

asking for hard sex without asking for sex

hey please hit me with a brick 🥺❤️

by horny weeb September 29, 2020

Hit it with a wrench

A way of saying theres no way to fix something, or work past something which leads to you either doing something entirely stupid, working past the problem, or trying in vain one last time before giving up.

"Girlfriend just broke up with me"

"Hit it with a wrench"

"I can't walk something is wrong with my foot"

Well thats a bitch get up hit it with a wrench and walk it off"

by The Forty Killer December 17, 2011

Hit you by a train

1. When a whole lot of men want to have sex with you

I wanna hit you by a train

by bvbygurllily December 11, 2016

Hit'em with a banger

When you get a good ride while working under UBER or lyft platforms.

-Bro ! I just got a ride on a 300% primetime from the airport , I'm gonna hit'em with a banger.

by Bona fide February 24, 2017

Hit Someone with a Chancla day

October 22
Latino kids can be like their mother’s for a day by smacking someone with a chancla.

(Chancla in hand)
Jorge: hey bro it’s THE 22nd..
Bro: which means Hit SOMEONE WITH A CHANCLA DAY! Oh n-*SMACK*-

by Somekiddo005 October 20, 2019