September 30

The day the sexy motherfuckers are born but they still get no girls they are left alone at night contemplating if the person they like likes them and makes every scenario in there head and go to sleep sad

Fuck

September 30 is the day the sexy bitches are birthed

by AhhShitAWeasel November 8, 2019

September 6th

You’re husband material and boyfriend material and you’re hot but manipulative and no one realises. You have a 10 inch dick

He’s born September 6th

Aw shit you know what that means, he has a big...

by Devils_nut October 15, 2019

September 28th

The day Louis Tomlinson got married to Harry Styles.

“Did you hear about September 28th?” Yes, Louis and Harry got married!”

by bstagelarry October 27, 2019

September 9

September 9th is the most common birthday in the world, and also Adam Sandler’s birthday!

“Hey what’s the most common birthday?”
“September 9th!”

by OlliePollieTommy October 16, 2019

September 24

The one day it’s legal to punch a bitch.

Joe:Its September 24 I’m going to punch Karen be right back
Ben:I’m going to punch Lisa too see you later.

by Septembermk November 3, 2019

september 4

Today is the day you finally get to kiss your crush!

I kissed my crush september 4 at a show. It was perfect!

by angelbaby418 October 15, 2019

september 20th

the shitfest that started as a joke turned literal for anime weebs and millennials that wanted to see them aliens at area 51

todays september 20th, time to see them aliens

by shadowguy128 September 1, 2019