HOT MONKEY YOGA

HOT MONKEY YOGA Theirs YOGA ,Theirs Hot YOGA , And Theirs The Monkey Pose. But Nothing Beats Hot Monkey Yoga.

HOT MONKEY YOGA Is A Type Of Yoga That Incorporates The Use Of The Hot Monkey (vagina). My Yoga Instructor, Taught Me, How To Use, Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, will be Forever, Indelibly Etched In My Mind.

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024

Yoga

A complex form of hypnosis involving a female's behind and the shaking and moving of said behind to enraptured a male, especially when they reject the woman 's advances.

Jim: I TOLD her I didn't want her.

Harry: But I thought you said you had sex with her last night
Jim: She used some of that Yoga.

by Eyekeeper June 12, 2018

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling

I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023

yoga ruffied

To get with a girl wearing yoga pants. Only to find out later that she has no ass.

Damn bro, I got yoga ruffied last night.

by SMyTHe October 17, 2013

The Devil's Yoga

The simple act of sexual intercourse.

Maybe next time you should think about using protection before doing the Devil's yoga.

by Big Poopie August 28, 2018

Yoga Flame

One of the many Street Fighter sounds that can be heard in Kanye's 'The Life of Pablo' song, Facts.

Kanye: Now we hottest in the streets, it ain't no discussion.
James Harden, Swaggy P runnin' up the budget. (YOGA FLAME!)

by American OG January 24, 2017

Yoga

The hottest type of teacher on the planet. It’s Not her face your ever looking at though… it’s always her legs, like how the fuck do you do that.

I was doing yoga all night with my yoga teacher all night! She was downward dog, and I was upward me!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023