Yoga Fascist

A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.

Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".

"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"

by Wypipo whisperer August 31, 2020

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now yoga

a phrase where you need to relax after finishing a conversation or when you’re in deep utter shit and you’re trying not to panic.

“ugh shes such a bitch”

“anyways, now yoga 🧘 ♀️ “

by 3thooba October 20, 2020

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Yoga Quack

Yoga Quack: 1. One who divorces so-called "yoga" from its factual Hindu roots. 2. One who charges money for Yoga. 3. One who puts their personal name on Yoga.

Example of a Yoga Quack: Mark's Yoga; Babu's Yoga $50 an hr.

by Real Yoga December 17, 2012

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yoga ruffied

To get with a girl wearing yoga pants. Only to find out later that she has no ass.

Damn bro, I got yoga ruffied last night.

by SMyTHe October 17, 2013

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Big Yoga

Big Yoga is an adapted yoga program, developed by Yoga expert Meera Patricia Kerr, that makes Yoga accessible to anyone challenged by extra weight, stiffness, injury or neglect.

Big Yoga is for Every-Body!
Big Yoga is not your daughter's yoga!

by Pete64 December 7, 2011

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