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yoga jeans

jeans that are waaaay too skinny.
-man these new rappers can't claim to be a G

-true, not with them yoga jeans
by om8d June 13, 2018
mugGet the yoga jeansmug.

yoga

A sequence of exercises that will lead men to autofelaciate. And women to nowhere.
Do you know that incels are into yoga? I wonder why that is?
by oike November 3, 2023
mugGet the yogamug.

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling
I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock
by Bxexnx March 5, 2023
mugGet the Yoga pants politicsmug.

yoga ruffied

To get with a girl wearing yoga pants. Only to find out later that she has no ass.
by SMyTHe October 17, 2013
mugGet the yoga ruffiedmug.

Yoga

A complex form of hypnosis involving a female's behind and the shaking and moving of said behind to enraptured a male, especially when they reject the woman 's advances.
Jim: I TOLD her I didn't want her.

Harry: But I thought you said you had sex with her last night
Jim: She used some of that Yoga.
by Eyekeeper June 12, 2018
mugGet the Yogamug.

The Devil's Yoga

Maybe next time you should think about using protection before doing the Devil's yoga.
by Big Poopie August 28, 2018
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