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Wolverine

The male version of a "cougar". An older man who browses dating apps and nightclubs in order to score with a much younger female. Wealth, status, or good looks do not affect a man's ability to be a wolverine. They can be anyone from a gym rat still living in his mom's basement to the high-level executive who enjoys getting drinks on rooftop bars. Legend has it that their ego grows 10 times in size once they finally find the perfect younger female to be with.
The new guy I'm dating is a total wolverine, but it's so worth it because he tells me how pretty I am every day.
by sdemi813 September 8, 2019
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Wolverhampton Circumcision

When the skin of a penis is remove, much like the romaval of a sausages casing.
Traditional a ladder is used to perform the procedure.
I was trying to fuck my hoover, and almost gave myself a wolverhampton circumcision
by chris-jerichos-hairline August 19, 2022
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Michigan Wolverines

The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.
by mark May 7, 2005
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michigan wolverines

The best football team ever who has the most wins in college history at 824 and has been a team for 132 years. Has beat michigan state 67 times and lost 32 and tied 5. Michigan State will never be as good as the Wolverines.

Michigan rivalry teams- Ohio State, Michigan State, Notre Dame, and Minesota.
michigan wolverines are the best football team in college history.
by UofM4life<3 November 24, 2011
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Wolverine Weekend

Any weekend in which alcohol is consumed in large amounts on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights (derived from the three claws of Wolverine, the symbol for "wolverine weekend" is a tightly closed fist held at face level, back facing the adressee in the conversation, also known as a "war-fist")
What debauchery! Last weekend Roger was smashed Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. He made it a wolverine weekend.
by Cive January 14, 2007
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Walmart Wolverine

A term used by Michigan State fans after The Wolverines win a sporting match. It is primarily used out of jealousy and desperation when Spartan fans realize that they support a second rate sports team and a third rate university. There is no greater compliment a Spartan fan could give to a Wolverine fan.
I can't believe State lost again. Remember when we beat Michigan that one time, two years ago. Lets go yell at these Walmart Wolverines.
by jabak101 March 8, 2013
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Rectal Wolverine

Term used to describe michigan(hence the 'wolverine') NASCAR enthusiast Bill (www.racecol.com). Has a tendency to rape you anally or to offer oral sex in exchange for virtually no money at all.

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Guy #1: God, my ass is on FIRE!

Guy #2: What happened?

Guy #1: I got raped by BILL!

Guy #2: He's such a rectal wolverine.
by bill loves the cock May 19, 2004
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